Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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