My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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