I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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