i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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