real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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