its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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