i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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