if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm like, not good at living.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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