I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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