I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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