Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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