let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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