my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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