The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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