Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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