He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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