I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
