we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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