i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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