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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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WHAT??
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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