Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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