no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You smell like stripper and shame
I am spending my child support on dildos
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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