love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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