AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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