There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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