I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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