So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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