id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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