rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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