All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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