well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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