Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think i have herpe
just one?
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My cat gives me a boner
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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