If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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