i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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