Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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