I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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