Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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