I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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