no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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