Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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