But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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