i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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