Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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