i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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