I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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