apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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