You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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