Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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