If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
