? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
