So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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