I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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