hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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