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Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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