You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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